“Do you wanna work in the bookshop?”
“Who are you? Have I joined a cult?”
“Look, it’s perfectly simple. No mobile phones, no walkmans… none of that. Or any of the others!”
“Just a minute, just a minute. Do you want the job, Manny? I have to admit, I think you’re being a bit rude.”
“Bernard? From next door? Irish drink smoking blaaargh?”
“I’m just in a real mood to buy a book.”